Sammy has stolen the rabbi's gold watch.
Rosh Hashanah was coming, and he didn't feel too good about it, so he decided, after a sleepless night, to go to the rabbi.
'Rabbi, I stole a gold watch.'
'But Sammy! That's forbidden! You should return it immediately!'
'What shall I do?'
'Give it back to the owner.'
'Do you want it, Rabbi?'
'No, I said return it to its owner.'
'But he doesn't want it.'
'In that case, you can keep it.'