Saul Epstein was taking an oral exam in his English as a Second Language class. He was asked to spell "cultivate," and he spelled it correctly. He was then
asked to use the word in a sentence, and, with a big smile, responded: "Last vinter on a very cold day, I vas vaiting for a bus, but it vas too cultivate, so
I took the subvay home."
Friday, June 7, 2013
Posted by Rabbi Avi Rapoport at 11:34 AM
A husband looking through the paper came upon a study that said women use more words than men. Excited to prove to his wife his long-held contention
that women in general, and his wife in particular, talked too much, he showed her the studyath results, which stated: "Men use about 15,000 words per day,but women use 30,000." His wife thought awhile, then finally she said to her husband, "That's because we have to repeat everything we say."
The husband said, "What?"