A smorgasbord of Stories, Parables and Jokes to enhance your Sermon
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
“Forget the brakes; fix the horn!”
An Israeli driver takes his car into the shop to have the brakes repaired.
The mechanic tells him, “It’s going to cost 6,000 shekels.”
So the car owner says to the mechanic, “Forget the brakes; fix the horn!”