Thursday, September 22, 2011
The car crash - Rabbi & Preist
Rabbi Bloom and Father Michael get into a car accident and it's a bad one.
Both cars are crushed but amazingly neither of the clerics is hurt. After
they crawl out of their cars, Rabbi Bloom sees the priest's collar and says,
"Just look at our cars - there's nothing left, but we're unhurt. You're a
priest and I'm a rabbi so it must be a sign from God. He must have meant
that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of
Father Michael replies, "I agree with you completely. This truly must be a
sign from God."
Rabbi Bloom then says, "Look - here's another miracle. Although my car is
wrecked, this bottle of wine didn't break. God must want us to drink this
wine and celebrate our good fortune."
He hands the bottle to the priest.
Father Michael takes a few big swigs and passes the bottle back to Rabbi
Bloom who puts the cork back in and hands it back to the priest.
Father Michael asks, "Aren't you having any wine?"
"No. I think I'll just wait for the police," says Rabbi Bloom.