Moscowitz decides there is too much lying in his home. So he buys a lie detector, an AI robot that beeps every time someone utters a lie.
That
night, mom asks their daughter Shirley, “did you clean up your room? Last time
I checked, it looked like a hurricane hit it?”
Of
course, mom! My room is spotless.
--Beep!
ooops…
Yes, mom, I was actually on tic-tac.
Okay.
Timmy, mom says, have you done your school work tonight? You have a big exam
coming up!
--Of
course, mom!
--Beep!
Oops….
mom, I was actually watching a movie.
Was it an appropriate and clean movie?
--Of
course, mom.
Beep!
Dad
is outraged. “I never watched such inappropriate stuff when I was your age.”
Beep!
Mom
looks at dad and says: Well, he’s certainly your son.
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