Teddy came home from camp missing his beautiful, large, fluffy towel. The mother calls camp: You guys allow thievery. Someone stole my son’s towel. You guys should be ashamed of yourself and close down your camp.
The camp director responds: Relax. Nobody
stole it. It was probably lost. Let me search for it. Would it have any
identifying sign on it?
She says, of course. It says in big words:
HILTON.
1 comment:
Reminds me of the Jackie mason joke. He said Arafat isn't just a murderer he's a thief! I saw the towel on his head, it says Hilton!
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