Tuesday, September 26, 2023

A CAT AND MOUSE GAME

 

Late one night in a Brooklyn bar, a mouse comes out of its hole and finds an open bottle of vodka. Licking the bottle clean, the mouse falls into a drunken stupor.

A little while later, a cat passes by and sees the drunken mouse lying there. As the cat inches closer to the mouse, preparing to pounce on it, it notices another cat coming from the opposite door. In the ensuing scratching duel, the cats maul each other; before long, both cats lie dead at the mouse’s feet.

Waking up the next morning to the sight of two dead cats, the mouse proudly says, “See what I can do when I’m drunk…”

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