Harry called up his old friend Berny . Can we meet Saturday morning?
I’m busy, Berny says.
What are you up to?
I go to shul now Saturday mornings!
Really? You? You go to shul? Asks Harry. You are an atheist! And
you are on a diet, so you can’t even enjoy the Kiddish?
I will tell you, says Berny. You remember our friend Yankel Miller? Rumor has it that he started to go to
shul on Shabbos morning, and he became a billionaire. So I also started to go to shul on Saturday mornings.
Really Berny? And what do you do in shul? You talk to G-d? You don’t even believe He exists?
No, says Berny. Never! That’s what Yankel does in shul. He talks to G-d. I go to shul to talk to Yankel!