Monday, November 20, 2017

Joke: $5,000 dollars in the statewide safety competition

You’ve heard the story about the Californian policeman who pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seatbelt, he had just won $5,000 dollars in the statewide safety competition.
 "What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.
 "Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered.
 "Oh, don't listen to him," yelled the woman in the passenger seat.
 "He speaks nonsense when he's drunk."
 This woke up the guy in the back seat, who took one look at the police officers and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Por Vavor…. excuse me, but have we crossed the border yet?"

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