Joke - THE CITIZENSHIP TEST

Saul Epstein was taking an oral exam in his English as a Second Language class.  He was asked to spell "cultivate," and he spelled it correctly. He was then
asked to use the word in a sentence, and, with a big smile, responded: "Last vinter on a very cold day, I vas vaiting for a bus, but it vas too cultivate, so
I took the subvay home."