A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Chanukah cards. She says to the clerk "May I have 50 Chanukah stamps please."
"What denomination?" says the clerk.
The woman says "Oy vey...my god, has it come to this?
Okay, give me 6 orthodox, 12 conservative and 32 reform!"
Well, friends, I am proud that in our shul we have Jews of every denomination and background. What matters in our sanctuary is not labels, but souls.