An Irish priest
An Irishman collapses in the middle of the street and thinking the end has come blurts out"a priest,get me a priest!"
A policeman arrives and asks the crowd gathering if anyone is a priest.
An old Jewish man comes
forward and says " Officer,I'm not a priest or even Catholic,but I've lived behind St. Mary's church for 30 years and I think I know the service by heart."
The policeman says to go ahead, the Irishman will probably not know the difference.
The elderly Jew kneels beside him, clasps his hands
together,and solomnly intones" B11,O42,N24....."