Thursday, July 22, 2010

He always made his own sandwhiches

There once was 3 me. One Scottish, one irish, and one jewish.


Every day they went to work. They were builders. They were working on the top of a building.

The scottish man pulls out his lunch and says "TUNA! I hate TUNA! If my wife gives me tuna tomorow i will jump off this building!"

The Irish man says "EGG! I hate EGG! If my wife gives me egg tomorow i will jump off this building!"

The Jewish man says "HUMOUS! I hate Humous! If my wife gives me humous tomorow i will jump off this building!"

The next day the scottish man pulls out his lunch and says "TUNA! Thats it!" and jumps off th building.

The irish man says "EGG! Thats it!" and jumps off the building.

The jewish man says "HUMOUS! Thats it!" and jumps off the building.

The next day the wifes get interviewed.

The scottish and irish wives says "If h had just had just told me he didnt like it i would have made him something different."

The Jewish wife says "I dont understand. He always made his own sandwhiches.

10 comments:

李吳文云威昌 said...

Knowledge is a treasure, but practice is the key to it.................................................

嘉王偉 said...

知識可以傳授,智慧卻不行。每個人必須成為他自己。. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

亦奈美妮 said...

Many a true word is spoken in jest..................................................................

偉曹琬 said...

唯有學習不已的老師,才能認真的教,唯有燃燒自己,才能點亮他人的燈............................................................

偉曹琬 said...

No pains, no gains..................................................................

惠桂刁惠桂刁惠桂刁 said...

做些小善事,說些愛的字句,世界更快樂。..................................................

316 said...

Never put off till tomorrow what may be done today.......................................................................

怡靜怡靜怡靜怡雯 said...

人因夢想而偉大,要堅持自己的理想哦!............................................................

佳張張張張燕張張張張張 said...

用心經營的blog~有一天你會紅!..................................................................

石JaquelynS_Whitesi白 said...

It is never too late to learn. ............................................................