Thursday, April 30, 2009

When Jews Dont get it.... Joke

When Jews dont get it....

Rich Jew gives starving man a smelly peice of rotten fish.

Poor Jew gets sick and dies after eating it. Rich Jew becomes over Joyed...

...To which the wealthy miser replied: "How could I not be overjoyed when I think of how many tremendous mitzvos I performed with merely one small stinky piece of fish!

"Think about it. With one decayed slice of fish, I achieved four of the most extraordinary mitzvos: hospitality to the poor, visiting the sick, escorting the dead and comforting the mourning. Ah! How happy I feel."

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