Late one
night in a Brooklyn bar, a mouse comes out of its hole and finds an open bottle
of vodka. Licking the bottle clean, the mouse falls into a drunken stupor.
A little
while later, a cat passes by and sees the drunken mouse lying there. As the cat
inches closer to the mouse, preparing to pounce on it, it notices another cat
coming from the opposite door. In the ensuing scratching duel, the cats maul
each other; before long, both cats lie dead at the mouse’s feet.
Waking
up the next morning to the sight of two dead cats, the mouse proudly says, “See
what I can do when I’m drunk…”
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