Showing posts with label Bar Mitzvah. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bar Mitzvah. Show all posts

Monday, September 29, 2008

Synagogue with Rats

Synagogue with Rats

Three Rabbi's disucssing problems in their Synagogues with Rats.

The first Rabbi says I managed to get all of the rats into a trap, put them in my car drove them up the freeway 100 miles, and dumped them on the side of the road and when i returned they were there again.

The second Rabbi says I had the same problem so managed to trap them into a container and drove them all up the freeway 500 miles and when I got back the same rats were there in the Synagogue.

The third Rabbi says you weren't thinking cleverly enough, I got all of the 100 rats that were in my Synagogue got each one up on the Bimma and made them have a barmitzvah and since then I haven't seen them since.