When Jews dont get it....
Rich Jew gives starving man a smelly peice of rotten fish.
Poor Jew gets sick and dies after eating it. Rich Jew becomes over Joyed...
...To which the wealthy miser replied: "How could I not be overjoyed when I think of how many tremendous mitzvos I performed with merely one small stinky piece of fish!
"Think about it. With one decayed slice of fish, I achieved four of the most extraordinary mitzvos: hospitality to the poor, visiting the sick, escorting the dead and comforting the mourning. Ah! How happy I feel."
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